My Little Cthulhu Vinyl Doll
Review: @killdozer
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Number of votes: 3 | average rating: 3
The thing I love about urban vinyl is its ability to take pretty much anything and make it cute. Cthulhu, the eponymous trans-dimensional horror god from beyond our realm (created by British gothic horror legend H.P. Lovecraft) is a monster of such mind-bending terror that just to look at it should be enough to drive you mad. Not that it matters because you'll only be mad for a few minutes before it sucks your guts out through your mouth and wears your skin like a bandana.
This vinyl doll keeps the terror flowing by coming complete with a couple of tiny little people who are clearly shitting themselves, and in context, understandably so. But at the same time Cthulhu has a cutesy look on its betentacled face, and even though it's wings and claws are horrific if you're a couple of centimetres tall, if you're a full-sized human you can't help but want to give it a little cuddle. All together now... "ahhhhh, look, are you being a naughty trans-dimensional horror god.... ok, go on, eat those puny humans... good boy".
One thing to remember, a word of caution, if you will. The cult of Cthulhu is alive and well, and there's some pretty scary humans involved... just try googling Cthulhu and see what I mean. Maybe it's safer not to mess with dark forces... (plus they're all sold out! Damn!)
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